Thursday, May 04, 2006

The Aiuiai! bird

New discovery at the natural park of Red Fountain Mountains.

Ocellus collonerus, scientific name given to a peculiar bird, which uses its attributes to mark the territory where he lands. Unfortunately, there is no picture featuring such a bird, who defecated upon a visitor's camera who was lost. The bird's shit attract the visitor's attention, making him the first human being pleased to see a specimen of bird Aiuiai (vulgaris name). However, a graphical reconstruction has been made with help of computer technologies, featuring the delicate but impressive landing.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

How Bill Gates does the work

I have found the following bookmark at del.icio.us:

How I Work: Bill Gates

Just amazing. I want to be like him. Please, just send me as many emails as you can, each one including an interesting link (a difficult task these days!), so I can spend my savings in four 21'' flat monitors.

Then I will list the emails in one monitor, read a simple message in another one while keeping an eye on a huge growing list of emails, and finally, browse the link you sent me in the third monitor. Just like Bill!

You may ask yourself about the fourth monitor ... well, I need to write new entries for this blog somewhere ;^)